I Want Nobody
Nobody But Gownie
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Star Wars Replayed
Sunday, March 28, 2010, 12:02 AM
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i hate link.:( IT'S SO GAY.
Saturday, March 13, 2010, 11:32 PM
![]() ![]() Manboob: Stud of Sim City
Friday, March 12, 2010, 2:43 PM
His name is Manboob, and he hates his name. Though he likes men, he hates boobs, which is the main reason for his hatred for his name. The word 'boob' is a taboo to him. Manboob likes to wear spandex, especially purple coloured ones. He even has a wardrobe filled with spandex overalls. It's tight and sticks to his skin, showing off his manboobs which he hated so much. But men like the boobs, and are attracted to him due to his gorgeous manboobs. So it's kinda like a trade-off. If Manboob wants the men, he gotta have the boobs.Manboob is famous for turning many straight men gay. Once they take a glimpse at his manly face and manly boobs, they turn gay. Instantly. So Manboob, the stud of Sim City, is the heartbreaker of many girls, though in a very different way. Manboob is a fickle man. He likes to have many many partners, men and..... old men alike. He always makes the first move by visiting any random house and seducing any man inside the house, married or not. And Manboob is the king of deceit, having being engaged to every man in town. Unfortunately, Manboob isn't very active. He doesn't workout or sweat or whatever. The only exercise that Manboob likes to take part in is woohooing. He woohoos all the time, 24/7, sometimes non-stop, changing partners every hour. That's how he keeps fit. It's a wonder why Manboob's man boobs doesnt turn into man muscles; because muscles aren't attractive to Manboob's men anymore. Perhaps it's the lack of exercise, or the over exhaustion, that Manboob eventually died from woohooing. Yes, from woohooing. How unfortunate. |
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